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ok NOW!!!! ten ten ten....
PERAK EXPEDITION!
damn nice. well, not
damn. but nice.

first night

sleepover at hq. not much la. except i was quite upset that we
had to go with EAST. of all districts. sorry. but ya. okae moving
on...

second day

set off for PERAK. mr. COMMON SENSE SUCKS! hrmms. yep. it was an eight hour journey. so we had stops. and when there was a stop means ther's FOOD. we ate like gluttons. ramlee burger to crackers to dunkin donuts to baskin robins. ya. we stuff ourselves like crazy. cos there was nothing left to do except play uno. and the guys were super annoying. when we sleep they talk, when they sleep we talk. and they talk alot of nonsense. and i mean alot. from guitars to you ego maniac!
retards.

then we reach the campsite. settled down. blah blah blah. everyone went to bathe but we didn't cos we waited for after dinner. and may i just add that the food there is DAMN NICE! ha. ok. especially the milo. haha. ok. we were quite kiasu. but to think of it. it's FOOD. then after that we bathed. when everyone is slacking and doing nonsense... WE BATHED! haha. then lights of at ten thirty.

third day

omg. WHITE WATER RAFTING AND ABSEILING-DOWN-A-WATERFALL day! yay. was so excited. we had horfun for breakfast. nice mann. then they loaded us up in a lorry. [with all the guys. YUCKS] we look like refugees. or some terrorist. haha. go war. then the leaves kept smacking us. and everyone ducked. I DUCKED TOO OKAE. u ppl ah... just because i short they say i no need to duck. I HAVE HEIGHT TOO YOU KNOW. it may be little but it's still height.

okae. abseiling. down a waterfall. me fad cheryl were the first girls. we were so fascinated with the way they set up the stations. oh we sort of act pro wearing the harness. khehehes. must the harness was nice. shud recommend to ms poon. they tie figure of eight on single bight you know. oh. and when i was abseiling down. it was damn hard. cos the rope was twisted. as in they set up the figure of eight descender wrongly. ha. see? we can tell. yupp. then finish and i got bitten by a tweeny leech. heh. THANKS CHERLY LWIN! okae. poor suria kept falling with her so-called SAF slippers. the rest went preety smoothly.

then! WHITE WATER RAFTING! woo hoo i like this. it was so fun and our river guide as a cool aussey accent. we boosh in boosh out of the water. so fun. my boat got fad dian adeline me and maam thang. and all the boats just set of like five minutes, and from far we saw someone fall off. we were like HAHA what stupid person fall off the boat after only five minutes. and it turned out to be kathleen kong. haha. and just to make it clear. guys scream too. it's just that girls go WHEEEEE- and guys are more like WHOOOOO-. but it's still counted screaming wad.

then whilst bathing, we encountered the AMs. super annoying ppl. can't keep their mouths shut. think they so big. bloody goons. then we played uno until late. and we chit chatted. all eleven of us. i think we bonded well. i realised that we're the only ppl who moved as a whole. the rest always moved in drips and draps. haha. ok. so proud of us. yay cedar!

fourth day

CAVING! we were having a dilemma cos we were running out of clothes. and the pack list was like super stupid. niwaes. ya. settled that then we realised something. the guys were like wearing the same shirt since like god knows when! some i think wear since day one. GROSS!!! they smell like EWWWWWWW.... then we have to fall in with them. wahh. cannot tahan man. can die.

then we took a van to the caves. lucky we never take lorry. heh. then we were saying the guy's van would not make it to the cave. instead they would go to the hospital cos the driver cannot make it. suffocated by their POISON GAS. seriously. they shud learn poisen hygiene. sorry, i mean PROPER HYGIENE! sheesh.

CAVES. our guide was zul. yup. brought us through. first we look look at shapes of the things. got rabbit la osama la monkey la. interesting. heh. then we slide down this slope thinggy into some dark place. then squeeze through ahole into another dark place with water. then after that crawl through roll through. squeeze through. kathleen was like ah ah ah. gundu. and i was amazed that my torch worked underwater! haha. wee hee.

then we had lunch under the sun when everyone else was indoors. took the time to dry and leave butt prints. weehee then bathe. interesting bathing without slippers. damn GROSS. nvr want to try it again! then set off for singapore!

surprisingly this ride seemed shorter cos i was awake most of it. we ahd stops. but quite uninteresting ones. cos there's no dunkin donuts. hmph. yah. so we toked. and toked and toked. the guys made alot of noise. they sang and it rained. then the tickle tickle each other like. eeee.... so annoying! pour pour powder. sheesh, guys. stinky already still make alot of noise. idiotic.

pass immigartion and customs then go home. wow. i do like perak. it was nice, despite all the other not nice parts. but generally it was nice... <33

like to dedicate thanks to CHARLIE `06. for letting us go for the trip. and sirs and maams la. and the perak peeps, for making it a nice one. special thanks to: VT, horseasshair, farty, REM, lwinny, dainty gurl, LOSTBOX, chicken neh neh, and ENCIK! woohoo! you guys rock!